Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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