Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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