I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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