she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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