I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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