chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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