Define "chronic" masturbator.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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