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Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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