I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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