Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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