I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
