last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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