I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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