so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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