Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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