No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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