Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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