wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
My bed smells like the plague
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