it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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