he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Say something about gay babies.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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