Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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