? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after