can u get pink eye on your cock?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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