Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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