Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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