doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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