If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
