i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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