Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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