I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she pinky promised me she was 18
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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