I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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