he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
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I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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