Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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