Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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