Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
