what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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