i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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