Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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