yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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