Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I think my vagina is haunted
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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