She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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