ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
