let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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