some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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