You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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Hippo gnu deer
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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