i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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