you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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