Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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