..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
The ass gains better be worth it
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