i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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