Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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