whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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