Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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