The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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