I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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