I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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