Quick, to the slutcave!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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